| umm...well....havent been on here in a while....been busy if u kno wut i mean...sike naww...but anywayz...got a new boo...iono wut else 2 say...life is good..and errybody (ie dontae and jose) keep sayin im fakin...anywayz...2dae b4 i left...this boy named mike came 2 my locker so he could give me my calculator back...but anywayz....i went 2 give him a hug..and he went 2 kiss me...but i moved my face...is that wrong? ion think so...anywayz....dont u think u should go wit someone b4 yall fuck? thats wut i thought (4 yall that said yea)...i got some stuff 2 deal wit right now
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways...
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. Thats interesting, I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet, be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God".
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle, my car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune".
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately put the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police"..
another one...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criterion which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well", said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub".
"Oh, I understand", said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup".
"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?".
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